With apologies to "Camptown Races" by Stephen Foster M.D.,
here's a guzzle-drinking parody for Mountain Dew, all flavors, especially Live Wire:

Drinktown Cases

By Stephen Frosted, M.D.


O the Mountain men sing this song,
Dew-da, Dew-da

The Drinkdown caseback's 5 miles long
Oh Dew-da day

Goin' to drink all right
Goin' to drink all day
I bet my money on a Live-Wired Dew
Somebody bet on hooray

I went down tired with my hat caved in,
Dew-da, Dew-da
I came back Wired with a jacket-stuffed win
Oh Dew-da day

Goin' to drink all right
Goin' to drink all day

I bet my money on a Live-Wired Dew
Somebody bet on hooray


In the Light-hearted way,
Daniel Wilcox