With apologies to "Camptown Races" by Stephen Foster M.D.,
here's a guzzle-drinking parody for Mountain Dew, all flavors, especially Live Wire:
Drinktown Cases
By Stephen Frosted, M.D.
O the Mountain men sing this song,
Dew-da, Dew-da
The Drinkdown caseback's 5 miles long
Oh Dew-da day
Goin' to drink all right
Goin' to drink all day
I bet my money on a Live-Wired Dew
Somebody bet on hooray
I went down tired with my hat caved in,
Dew-da, Dew-da
I came back Wired with a jacket-stuffed win
Oh Dew-da day
Goin' to drink all right
Goin' to drink all day
I bet my money on a Live-Wired Dew
Somebody bet on hooray
In the Light-hearted way,
Daniel Wilcox
here's a guzzle-drinking parody for Mountain Dew, all flavors, especially Live Wire:
Drinktown Cases
By Stephen Frosted, M.D.
O the Mountain men sing this song,
Dew-da, Dew-da
The Drinkdown caseback's 5 miles long
Oh Dew-da day
Goin' to drink all right
Goin' to drink all day
I bet my money on a Live-Wired Dew
Somebody bet on hooray
I went down tired with my hat caved in,
Dew-da, Dew-da
I came back Wired with a jacket-stuffed win
Oh Dew-da day
Goin' to drink all right
Goin' to drink all day
I bet my money on a Live-Wired Dew
Somebody bet on hooray
In the Light-hearted way,
Daniel Wilcox